Match the movie quote
"Have you ever fired two guns while jumping through the air?"
Rosario Dawson in Death Proof
Nick Frost in Hot Fuzz
Bruce Willis in Die Hard 4.0
Paddy Considine in The Bourne Ultimatum
"We must go to the forest. To seek a new beginning. Come turtles, run"
Jaguar Paw in Apocalypto
Evan Almighty in Evan Almighty
Cody Maverick in Surf's Up
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons Movie
"I like your boobs. They are very friendly and unpretentious"
Seth Rogen in Knocked Up
Gael Garcia Bernal in The Science of Sleep
Jason Schwartzman in The Darjeeling Limited
Daniel Radcliffe in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Awards and festivals
Martin Scorsese finally won the best director Oscar for his work on The Departed. How many times had Scorsese previously been nominated for this award?
Six
Seven
Four
Five
Which film won the Palme d'Or at this year's Cannes film festival?
My Blueberry Nights, by Wong Kar Wei
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, by Julian Schnabel
4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days, by Cristian Mungiu
No Country For Old Men, by the Coen brothers
Name the opening and closing night pictures at this year's London film festival
Good Luck Chuck and Southland Tales
Stardust and Beowulf
Elizabeth: The Golden Age and Lions For Lambs
Eastern Promises and The Darjeeling Limited
Film news
Where might you have seen Werewolf Women of the SS?
In the original Grindhouse double bill, where it played as one of a number of spoof movie trailers
At Yale's annual Skull and Bones club film festival in the late 1960s, where it was reputed to be George W Bush's favourite movie
If you had purchased a faulty DVD copy of The Bridge to Terabithia, which reportedly featured a 23-minute section of the notorious 1970s B-movie
In the Un Certain Regard section at this year's Cannes film festival, before it was withdrawn at by organisers due to its "potentially offensive subject matter"
"I hear that Martin Scorsese did the same thing for The Departed". Who said it and what were they doing?
Eddie Murphy, immortalising his "donkey hoof" on the Hollywood walk of fame to promote his role in Shrek the Third
Jerry Seinfeld, after jumping from a hotel in a bee costume to promote Bee Movie
Paul Giamatti, after donning a Santa suit to hand out presents at the New York premiere of Fred Claus
Matt Groening, after being rolled up the red carpet in a giant donut to attend the Simpsons Movie premiere
How did David Lynch (unsuccessfully) attempt to secure Laura Dern an Oscar nomination for her role in Inland Empire?
He sat on a street corner in Hollywood, accompanied by a live cow and telling passers-by that "cheese is made from milk"
He walked the length of Mulholland Drive, accompanied by a live horse and wearing a sandwich board that read, "Trot or Gallop to See Laura Dern in Inland Empire"
He set up an ice-cream stand on Sunset Blvd, accompanied by a live monkey and warning customers that "these frappes will freeze your brain"
He stood in a yacht anchored off Venice Beach, accompanied by a live seal and informed sunbathers via a loud hailer that "even the seal is clapping for Laura Dern"
Critical mass
"Unendurably boring, stagey, boring, arthritic, misconceived - and did I mention boring?" Peter Bradshaw takes issue with which high-profile British release?
Atonement
Sleuth
Mr Bean's Holiday
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Who paid tribute to Roger Ebert at the Gotham awards in November, publicly thanking the critic for "turning my life and my career around"?
Vincent Gallo
Steven Spielberg
Martin Scorsese
Tom Hanks
"The bitter truth we critics must face is that, in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is more meaningful than our criticism designating it so." Who wrote these words?
Peter Bradshaw
Philip French
Mark Kermode
Anton Ego, the (fictional) food critic out of Ratatouille
Behind the scenes
Movie extra Tyler Nelson earned the enmity of Steven Spielberg by leaking plot details from the set of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. What role did Nelson play?
He played a "dancing Russian soldier" who performs the balalaika beside a jungle campfire
He played a "pencil-necked bureaucrat" who stands to one side while Indy's visa is stamped
He played a "deadbeat with no trousers" who is seen begging in the street when Indy walks by
He played "an Aztec ghost" who rattles chains in the background during one underground sequence
A Hollywood star calling himself "WalterB" gate-crashed a live web-chat on Aititcoolnews, claiming to be prompted by "a strong personal pull to hear from an audience I do not know, sans bullshit (and that means I tell the truth), sans gossip, just the straight, tight shit". But who is WalterB?
Will Smith
Bruce Willis
Sylvester Stallone
Russell Crowe
And while we're about it, just who is "Harry Kirkpatrick"?
The name of the phoney critic from the "St Louis Chronicle" who was concocted by Fox studios to provide gushing blurbs for their less successful releases
The alias used by Mel Gibson while booking hotels for his proposed "peace-generating" tour of the Middle East
The phantom film-maker who was credited as directing Shortcut to Happiness after Alec Baldwin removed his name from the project
The Coen brothers' alias who "won" an LA Critics award for writing the score for No Country For Old Men
Hits and misses
Three of these blockbusters earned upwards of $800m at the global box office. One fell short. Spot the big loser
Spider-Man 3
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Shrek the Third
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig shared top billing in The Golden Compass, which hit cinemas in December. But they also starred together in another film that was deemed so bad it was released without a press screening and died a swift death at the box office. Name that film
The Visitors
The Takeover
The Catastrophe
The Invasion
The town of Springfield, Massachusetts recruited Senator Ted Kennedy in its bid to host the world premiere of The Simpsons Movie. But in the end the winner was the happy burg of ...
Springfield, Nebraska
Springfield, Vermont
Los Angeles, California
Springfield, Missouri
Movies and the real world
Why did a court in Rajastan issue a warrant for the arrest of Bollywood actor Shilpa Shetty?
She was accused of tax evasion after reportedly funnelling her Bollywood film earnings through a fraudulent charity called "the Shilpa Shetty Dreams Can Come True Foundation"
She was accused of fleeing the scene of a crime after reportedly injuring an 83-year-old pedestrian while "pulling wheelies on her pushbike"
She was accused of bringing "Indian womanhood" into disrepute by bathing naked in the hot-tub during her stint on Celebrity Big Brother
She was accused of obscenity after allowing herself to be embraced and kissed by Richard Gere at an Aids awareness rally
Which writer-director was forced to abandon filming in Afghanistan in March after a lone bomber infiltrated the set and threw a hand grenade at the actors?
Abbas Kiarostami
Paul Haggis
Samira Makhmalbaf
Oliver Stone
After being freed by the Iranian authorities, British sailor Arthur Batchelor complained that his captors had flicked the back of his neck, stolen his iPod and mockingly compared him to a famous screen icon. Which one?
James Bond
Shrek
Homer Simpson
Mr Bean
In their own words
"This script, for instance, may go down in history as one of the greatest screenplays of all time."
George Clooney, plugging Ocean's 13
Joe Wright, discussing Atonement
Angelina Jolie, hyping Beowulf
Tom Cruise, promoting Lions For Lambs
"I don't want to live in a society riddled with evil and hatred". Who said it?
Director Ken Russell, explaining his decision to leave the Celebrity Big Brother house
The fictitious words attributed to Ian Curtis's suicide note in the film Control
Tobey Maguire, explaining why he tries to be "a superhero for the world's children" while promoting his role in Spider-Man 3
Ingmar Bergman's reported last words, just before his death at the age of 89
During the course of an interview with the Guardian, the actor Dan Aykroyd made a number of bizarre assertions. What did he say, exactly?
He claimed to be frequently visited by "the spirit of my good friend John Belushi" and insisted that he and Belushi had once re-enacted their Blues Brothers stage act "in a concert for the lost souls in limbo"
He claimed to be an avid "Ufolologist" and suggested that extra-terrestrials currently walk among us "taking cows anuses for delicacies"
He claimed to be "a real-life ghostbuster" and explained that he had been "constantly assailed by malign spectres" since appearing in the 1984 blockbuster
He claimed that George Bush was "descended from lizards" and that the war in Iraq was "his means of obtaining more lizard juice"
The end is nigh
Which of these film luminaries did NOT die during 2007?
Carlo Ponti
Robert Altman
Deborah Kerr
Ousmane Sembene
"I am not able to work at the level I would want to. You start to lose your memory, you start to lose your confidence, you start to lose your invention". Which Hollywood legend announced their retirement from the business in 2007?
Lauren Bacall
Elizabeth Taylor
Paul Newman
Kirk Douglas
Ingmar Bergman and Michelangelo Antonioni sent shockwaves through world cinema when they both departed the scene on the exact same date. Name that day.
August 30
June 30
September 30
July 30
Name that movie
Sonata For a Good Man. Under the floorboards. "It's for me"
Tell No One
The Last King of Scotland
The Counterfeiters
The Lives of Others
A dip in the fountain. The wrong letter. "The story can now resume"
La Vie en Rose
Days of Glory
Zodiac
Atonement
On High in Blue Tomorrows. A rabbit sitcom. "Sweeeeet"
Syndromes and a Century
Southland Tales
Stardust
Inland Empire
